The short version
Be kind, pay for what you order, and we'll ship you the goods in good condition. If something goes sideways, tell us — we'll make it right.
Pricing & availability
Prices are listed in USD and can change without notice. Batches are finite; once a piece sells out it's gone unless we bring it back. We reserve the right to cancel obvious pricing errors and refund you in full.
Payment
Orders are charged at checkout via Shopify. We don't store card numbers ourselves.
Shipping & risk of loss
Title transfers to you once the carrier scans the package. Timing, methods, and the free-shipping threshold live on the Delivery Schedule.
Returns
See No Crumbs Left Behind. In short: 30 days from delivery, original condition, refund minus return shipping.
Intellectual property
All artwork, photography, and copy are © Infinite Crunch. You may not reproduce, resell, or use for AI training without written permission. Fan art is welcomed — email us if you want to share it officially.
Acceptable use
Don't scrape, don't attempt to break the site, don't impersonate the Soup King. Any of those and we may cancel your order and lock your account.
Disclaimers
Infinite Crunch goods are apparel, accessories, and printed matter. They are not food, not certified snack replacements, and carry zero nutritional value beyond emotional support.
Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law, Infinite Crunch's total liability for any claim related to a purchase is limited to the amount you paid for the order.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.